Wednesday, 15 July 2009

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Paul McCartney is 6

World Exclusive.!!!

Today!!! We can reveal according to several of Britain's top scientists Paul McCartney is only............ 6 years old.

This astonishing revelation comes after years of  knowing 'Macca' as one the last remaining "The Beatles" and after years of awards and gaining thousands of followers on Twitter this latest report states he hasn't even seen his seventh birthday yet.!

It is believed he has had previous versions of himself crushed & deleted and aims t oget any related gas 'sewn up' and he is said to finally be happy using his real body and general beatle-ness. His next step is junior school, high school and maybe even onto L.I.P.A. to round maybe starta commnunity arts course.

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